In my book, dog tweets are always at the top. I mean, really anything a dog does is the best. My phone and the cloud are completely full of pictures of my dog. I literally have to pay for extra storage because I refuse to delete any of them. Worth it.

Me: *gets a snack*

My dog: pic.twitter.com/QDNmqUuFtZ

— ???? (@Iustbb) October 27, 2019

I can’t stop watching this pic.twitter.com/aRJB2QC7XD

— emily (@grizedinmypants) October 13, 2019

Me: *passed out drunk again*

My dog: pic.twitter.com/NGrUJ0hir7

— Fifty Shades of Whey (@davenewworld_) August 24, 2019

I can’t stop watching this? pic.twitter.com/fKkn3YE5IL

— Dak (@RidiculousDak) October 13, 2019

"You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it." pic.twitter.com/APRyJFGKjS

— ellie sunakawa (@elliesunakawa) September 5, 2019

Nobody:

George Lopez at 3am: https://t.co/YPmqYg0pC1

— ˗ˏˋ brando ˎˊ˗ (@imlowkeycool) September 23, 2019

My wife says she doesn’t want a privacy fence because our dog won’t be able to enjoy the backyard view anymore? pic.twitter.com/FahtLa8M1p

— Kurt McCune (@kurtisleaux) April 15, 2019

Sugars reaction when he saw me arrive to pick him up from his play date/daycare ?❤️ pic.twitter.com/8dlbBS2aDf

— Amy Macedo (@AmyMacedo) February 28, 2019

I love FB. This dog was mad that she got put in time out. Look at her throw her toy ? pic.twitter.com/38AGGBBBGw

— Ashlyn (@Smashhlyn) April 14, 2019

If I lay here, if I just lay here..would you lie with me and just forget the world pic.twitter.com/Ukjji7dBZw

— Blair? (@BlairGilfillan) March 29, 2019

dunkin won't eat his food unless it is microwaved, because he thinks that makes it human food
(dunkinandkirby IG) pic.twitter.com/j7LHvyl08M

— Humor And Animals (@humorandanimals) January 17, 2019

In my 2 days on Tik Tok, I’ve officially found the greatest video on the internet pic.twitter.com/jvcnijz2x5

— ???? (@Iustbb) November 5, 2019

The only ambulance I want picking me up pic.twitter.com/UsLhwhkbAJ

— Aussies Doing Things (@aussiesdointhgs) October 28, 2019

Happens every fuckin mornin pic.twitter.com/cOgmrP19Ai

— Nathan (@nkg_67) February 24, 2019

Me coming home to my dog after being gone for 5 minutes pic.twitter.com/epULgSTlxX

— Aussies Doing Things (@aussiesdointhgs) October 11, 2019

When you try to help but have no idea what you're doing pic.twitter.com/C3QWzP71mr

— Benji ???? (@_benji53) February 19, 2019

Straight vibin pic.twitter.com/qygCE8LdVE

— Aussies Doing Things (@aussiesdointhgs) October 9, 2019

Favorite part of my job is feeding max his treat everyday. pic.twitter.com/JZyjTax5CC

— JodieBrooke (@JodieBrooke2) January 28, 2019

My brother sent me this video of my dog in the wind and I thought I should share? pic.twitter.com/vss2Ej3UQ0

— Mariah (@ohhey_mariah) February 22, 2019

my brother got a pikachu suit and my dog attacked him pic.twitter.com/QLZJeaLQgC

— emily quinn (@xmxlyq) March 7, 2019