They say capitalism nourishes innovation, but they need to spend additional time answering your smart TVs product survey in order for the thing to function barely feels “innovative.” They say artificial intelligence is going to substitute humans, but a sad little robot that needs a human to help it out of the snow doesn’t seem very terrifying or smart. Other than blatantly holding your car hostage, what’s the point of a Bluetooth-enabled key fob that needs monthly payments?

Here we have a bunch of posts from one of our favorite accounts, @internetofshit, who documents all the finest examples of IoT at its most idiotic. Maybe everything in existence doesn’t need to be online.