Sometimes the only true way to exterminate a previous significant other from your life is to savagely shut them down when they hit you with that 2 am ‘I miss you’ text. At least, that’s what these people did and we’re pretty sure their exes won’t be back anytime soon.

1. This person who’s clearly busy:

2. This person who’s working their revenge bod:

3. This excellent use of Ariana Grande lyrics:

4. This quick shut down:

5. This clever AF response:

6. This religious offering:

7. This person who won’t be fooled twice:

8. This subscription getting canceled:

9. This brutal dating advice:

10. This person whose momma didn’t raise no fool:

11. This person who didn’t waist anytime:

12. This wonderful automated shut down:

13. A great answer to a stupid question:

14. This burn that will be needing a lot of ice:

15. This is the truest statement of them all:

16. Just when we thought One Republic was no longer relevant:

17. These parts that are officially closed to exes:

18. The best possible use of a Simon Cowell gif:

19. This person who’s not messing around, not even a little:

20. This garbage person you keep seeing everywhere:

21. And this utterly amazing pun: