I miss long road trips. Sitting in the backseat looking out of the window, Yes I don’t like to drive I like to sit and observe. Writing “help me I’ve been kidnapped” on a piece of paper and flashing it to passing cars until eventually a cop pulled us over and they have to explain I wasn’t kidnapped I’m just an asshole. Good times.

1. “They See Me Roman… They Hatin’”

2. A Shark Bus chasing a Fillet ‘o Fish in Auckland.

3. Felt extra safe on the roads today.

4. While driving past a tractor-trailer truck on the highway…

5. Smoker puts butts around his mirror instead of littering.

6. Apparently there is a new choice next to a burial or cremation.

7. Babushka’s Creed

8. Parker next to this car today. New kind of car alarm?

9. This half-zombie clinging to the back of the car in front of me in traffic.

10. First time I have ever seen a truck faceplant. It must have seen something truly wtf to make it do that.

11. Found this… thing… on the way home from hiking today.

12. Pulled up next to me at a red light.

13. Not sure where to post this. but man, WTF?

14. Driving along the motorway and get overtaken by…

15. There’s a hydrant missing somewhere.

16. Saw this today…

17. Car owner mistakes car for skateboard.

18. Was not able to cross the road because of this bad driver. Some people should never be given their license.

19. Umm wtf tho.

20. When you like your trunk so much you get a second one.

21. Meanwhile, in Pennsyltucky…

22. Looks like Thor lost his hammer again.

23. Somebody is not having a great morning…

24. Banana car.

25. What the hell am I driving behind?