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50 Things That Happened In Florida In 2020

The world’s worst superhero, Florida Man (and Florida Woman) seems to always find a way to top whatever else is occurring in the world.

And, in 2020, Florida man took it one step further.

Here are some of the hilarious, weirdest, and incredible Florida headlines of 2020:


1. A bullet that apparently only needed a band-aid.

2. Do you see a manatee? I am not sure I do.

3. ‘Skip’ the traffic boredom.

4. It was totally a bag full of drugs.

5. Woman late to learn about coronavirus after trip.

6. She really wanted some extra sauce.

7. COVID-19 ‘cure’ was actually bleach.

8. Man caught camping on Disney’s Discovery Island.

9. Girl was really struggling with homework.

10. A bizarre way to fill Easter eggs.

11. But at least it wasn’t an actual cane?

12. People wonder if drinking disinfectant is a good idea.

13. Drag Queen raises hundreds after passing out during live show.

14. Man stealing electronics uses underwear to hide face.

15. Man hangs a big roll of toilet paper in yard for some reason.

16. Woman finds millions in bank account from stimulus.

17. Wrestling is essential, Florida says.

18. Trump supporter buys out store’s toilet paper.

19. Hair dryer might not be the best coronavirus cure.

20. Woman licks plane toilet seat for some sort of reason.

21. Toilet paper delivered with drone technology.

22. Publix fried chicken helps man catch big fish.

23. Man allowed kid to drive Jeep super fast.

24. Naked man asserts his ‘Batman’ identity to deputies.

25. Man with a bunch of weed tries to also steal plane.

26. More weird Florida stuff in the news.

27. Man dresses as ‘Grim Reaper’ to scare people from beach.

28. Blood smeared on windows and doors of storefronts.

29. Man has now been bitten in two relatively strange ways.

30. Candle catches car on fire.

31. Prosthetic leg lost, then found by teen.

32. Chewed food spit into fruit bins by woman.

33. Woman crashes truck into pond after getting upset over lack of hotel breakfast.

34. Ball lands on an alligator and a man retrieved it.

35. Residents trapped by small alligator.

36. Woman believes mask wearers to be ‘cult members’.

37. Man tries to do his part to fight COVID with some hydrogen peroxide.

38. Not just national, but international flying squirrel trafficking ring.

39. Woman wants paternity test on, yes, goats.

40. Man sprays substance labeled ‘COVID-19’.

41. Bulldozer stolen and runs over Biden signs.

42. Man quarantined with hundreds of parrots.

43. Whatcha gonna do?

44. A little too full contact big cat experience.

45. Man strikes sheriff’s deputy in face with a Bible.

46. Million dollar lottery ticket was just sitting around.

47. Man allegedly steals a whole bunch of toilet paper.

48. Cars damaged by driver hopping curb.

49. A heated argument over what kind of milk is better.

50. Neighbor apparently concerned by yelling hockey fans.

 

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