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Parody Excerpts From Fantasy Novels

The Twitter account Awful Fantasy writes joke excerpts for non-existent fantasy novels. The entries are hilariously terrible… [via dorkly] "Homicide Sergeant Benjamin Button ducked behind an overturned table as bullets whizzed by. 'I'm getting too young for this shit.'" — Awful Fantasy (@AwfulFantasy) April 29, 2016 "The Queen's crown glimmered as she sat the throne. […]

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